Meanness Rudeness Dishonesty
Stealing Road Rage Traffic Lights
Remote Controls Nightmares Line-ups
Hang-ups Interrupting Inefficiency
Flat Tires Loud Noises The News
Commercials No Money No Honey
Piles of Bills Muddy Footprints Uncut Toenails
Spider Webs Gum Smacking Barking Dogs
Noisy Kids The Silent Treatment No Treatment
Voice automated telephone reception: ‘Please press 1 for…’